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may your harvest be meager

giraffe with big balls

this game is better than all the writings of socrates and plato and all those other idiots

brainfuck is part of advanced coding lmao

i wouldn't really call it malware, just lame design hyuck hyuck

on a serious note it's essentially harmless (task manager always can get the job done and nothing happens concerning files other than a dedicated text file) though i for sure should have been more careful with that game mechanic

go for e's before the batteries

that's a debug feature not a bug

first completion was 14:41 in 23 days, first speedrun was 21 days and 10:54

buy max buttons when

aye I have the first 40 now

granted it was done using a macro for the homework assignment but i'm sure ari did that too in their 39

19.8 lmao let's try for 00:00.0

50.5

here's a 1:46 for yall, second playthrough

the key to jump is not up, also you need coffee to replenish your ability to jump

for some reason it is possible to infinitely dupe stone in a chest, may be possible with other items. this is done by trying to take it out: while there is stone added to my inventory, the original stone in the chest remains. destroying the chest fixes this issue.

on a perhaps related note, it seems that maximum sizes of stacks are jank

EDIT: it actually seems that this works if you have an item in your inventory AND in the chest.

he most likely won't, he does a single game with a concept then moves on a lot of the time

the red things teleport you a few tiles up

as you go down you collect, in this order:

^, <->, ^, ^

the rest should be trivial

15 can be done with two flips to spare

edit: 24 can also be done while not grabbing one of the jumps

edit 2: found a way to do 15 with four flips to spare

yes i suppose it is

try whitelisting the folder

my 36.8 lost zero speed

unless you started in second gear or something 31.43 is bogus

this engine might just be better than the old engine what

this game saved my marriage

i'm not keeping this very active i guess but why would you care if i update this devlog each and every day i only started this one on day 3

LIKE KINDA BEFORE THE JAM STARTED

decided maybe before the jam started to make a game like the four second series (firestorm, fury, frenzy), i thought that to be quite easy for the time period of two weeks

called it five second fr*icking ripoff because i thought it was funny

made this thing in like five minutes for the game because i thought it was funny (you can easily tell how much i'm taking this game seriously)

initially thought of someone escaping a tower and having to complete a microgame to go up one floor but scrapped it. now it's just kinda do microgames for as long as you can

DAY 3

by now i have implemented the first two microgames (and definitely the easiest two microgames): one where you touch none of the keys and one where you mash the arrows. i haven't put that much effort into this game but i don't think i'll need much. at one microgame a day which is quite easy i will most likely finish the game on day 11 with time to polish at the end. if no polish is needed then maybe i'll have 12 microgames not 10 to submit to the game jam

w and s controls the left one and up and down controls the right one

update: this may be the perfect run 36.83

update: 37.06, 36.xx is possible!!!

i suppose i'll say it in a new comment not in that original thread of runs i made:

here is my recorded 37.46 that i did after seeing Wah's 37.66 (could improve, i have a 37.40 unrecorded)

seems that if you mash escape after completing level 24 you can control the cubes at the "thanks for playing" screen

wait nvm it looks like all that does is effectively softlock the game

wait nvm it looks like it was intentional and i was stupid three months ago

nvm i figured it out

update 7: 39.43

update 6; 39.73 sub 40

i know of a double jump already, what routes are you taking to save a whole second

how

update 5: 40.43, let's go for sub 39 i guess

update 4: 40.76

update 3: 41.00

update 2: 41.13

update: 41.23

(4/7/2021) i feel weird putting it in the original comment so here's the new and improved 37.73 time